In our report about the recently-held Shizen Orchestra, we did mention that we had some correspondents who took all those photos for us. What we forgot to mention was that apparently, they’ve been doing a fair share of goofing off at the con as well, without telling us.

Well, we found out anyway.

Meet Correspondent Ian who, in these photos, looks like he’s making Pedobear feel very, very dirty and uncomfortable. He also looks like he’s having a little too much fun with the Gurren Lagann ensemble there.

Don’t let looks fool you though, as despite Ian’s apparent brazenness, he’s actually quite a scaredy-cat, especially when it comes to girls who happen to be carrying either big, heavy, mean-looking, metal pipes, or girls with big, mean-looking shuriken.

Now here’s a dilemma that was posted by Correspondent K: If you took two men, dressed them up as women, then had them kiss, would that be considered yuri or yaoi?

And lastly, here’s Ian apparently giving a blood sample to the very kind of doctor that we specifically told him he should avoid. Sigh.

Don’t worry, though. It seems that Ian has made it out of the convention hall in one piece and got home, but then again, we suspect that he may have just gotten lucky because Captain Planet and the Kuchiki siblings were reported to have been in the area at the time the photo was taken, thus saving his from a lot of potential trouble.

So, the next time that you show up at a con and see these guys running around like they had one too many Krispy Kreme donuts, don’t be scared. They don’t bite at all, and just give them something silly to take a picture of, and they’ll go away. Thanks. :3