Stuck in your dorm with nothing but goods from some convenience store? Have a lack of much needed cooking skills? Not enough money available? Need to impress a hot date? Need to cook something osm for your yandere loved one before she kills you?

Don’t worry.

We’re here to help you! So sit back, relax and enjoy learning how to make Rabu-Rabu Tuna Pilaf.

Ingredients:

• soy-sauce
• convenience store extra rice orders
• butter/margarine (use at your own risk)
• a can of spicy tuna (use the contents, not the can)
• 2-3 cloves of garlic
• 1 onion
• cooking oil

What you need to do:
If you’re too much in a hurry to watch the video, then fine, go ahead and read this. Mince the onions and the garlic. Remember: peel the onion first, really, it’s NOT edible young male dorm student (yes ladies, they have to be told). Melt a good helping of butter on the pan, keep the heat on low or you’re in trouble. Mix in and heat the oil from the spicy tuna along with some regular cooking oil. Sauté the onions and the garlic, add in soy-sauce, and then toss in the rice. Make sure to break down the rice so they aren’t in starchy gooey chunks. Toss in the Spicy Tuna, cook a bit more, until the smell of pure awesome fills the cooking your dorm room, and then serve.